i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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