i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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