STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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