Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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