Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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