honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
