should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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