I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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