those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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