Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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