It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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