I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I need help removing her.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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