I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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