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(309): View more from Illinois

i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!

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(303): View more from Colorado

Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...

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(914): View more from New York

does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter

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(805): View more from California

I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.

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(407): View more from Florida

i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka

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(419): View more from Ohio

I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy

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