Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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