the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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