If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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