I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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