She's JV to your varsity
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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