Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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