You can't special order awesome
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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