are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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