Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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