All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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