She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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