ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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