I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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