I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
