I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
