She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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