She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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