david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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