talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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