How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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