I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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