Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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