YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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