We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i drank out of a bidet.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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