Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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