There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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