how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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