like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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