Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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