If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
