Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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