Whod you bang
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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