You're earring is so big in my mouth
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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