Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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