in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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