Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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