So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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