Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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