Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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